Audio Tech Whiz Prints

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

Evolution.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Technologies and distance classes

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

Man and Machine snoozing

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'

Early Tech Support

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Essex computer.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'