Audio Tech Prints

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

'He's fast on the board and all, but are you sure he's been okayed by immigration?'

'Mac realizes he used the wrong microphone password.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Mozart on a computer,

Audio Books

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Subwoofer

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Man and Machine snoozing

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Birds with Headphones

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Turn down the bass."

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

Elephant in Headphones

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

NYC Department of Sanitation