Music Tech Wizard Gifts

"It's an AI Beatles tribute act."

Mozart on a computer,

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

Computer Music

"The times – They have a changed."

Club DJ.

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

Paul Gilbert.

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

'Old blue-screen's back!'

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

The rise of nano-technologies.

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

Requiem

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Gramophone Headphone

Composer.

Orchestra playing to working man.

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

Music Technology

Composer

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

'For my next selection, I will download a music file from the internet.'

'La Donna E Mobile.'