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"It's an AI Beatles tribute act."

Mozart on a computer,

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"The times – They have a changed."

Computer Music

Club DJ.

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

The rise of nano-technologies.

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

Gramophone Headphone

Requiem

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Composer.

Orchestra playing to working man.

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

Music Technology

Composer

'For my next selection, I will download a music file from the internet.'

'La Donna E Mobile.'

"We're replacing you with a drum machine."