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OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

Paul Gilbert.

Lennon and McCartney.

Rhapsody in Blue.

"This next one's another oldie."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Eric Clapton.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Check out this new store."

Plum jam...

Bashful in Nashville

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

George Martin

Joe Henry

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Cockerel sings the blues...

Zappo's Air Guitars.