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'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Four children playing the flute.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

All the apps hidden within a phone

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Best Special Effects Award

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Mummy Musician

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Club DJ.

Johann Strauss II

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Lady practising the clarinet.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Doug was right - the woodland animals were attracted to Chopin on a synthesizer.

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

Helium Guitar Festival

Tuba Music

Man playing double bass which transforms into a woman.

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

Clarinet