Media Wizard T-Shirts

"You're suffering from defective media image. What you need is a spin doctor."

'How fast can you hype?'

Where was I?

All the apps hidden within a phone

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Sports Radio in Crisis

A Journalist's Weapons

Best Special Effects Award

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

Club DJ.

Computer whisperer.

The Town Tweeter

"Proper I.Q. required"

Lady of the Remote

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."

The director said 'cut'!

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Social Networks

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

Jeff's computer had ran out of memory again. Computer is saying 'How do I turn on again?'

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'