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The director said 'cut'!

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Gerald Ratner's return

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Recent research has yielded some frightening results...It turns out we are a business team held forever on a presentation chart, locked away in a supply closet."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'First the good news.'

Best Special Effects Award

Club DJ.

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Websiteless -- please help.

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

Executive MFA

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"