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"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Boat Launch'