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"If only you could do this in real life..."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

D.I.Y

Texturing the Walls

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

All the apps hidden within a phone

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Gerald Ratner's return

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Tech support...can I help you!

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

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