Web Wizards T-Shirts

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

If Disney was a software company

Man doing a search on a computer

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Why do you need so many computers?

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"