Web Wizards Gifts

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

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'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

Man doing a search on a computer

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Why do you need so many computers?

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Man feeding his computer money.

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FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."