Web Design Wizards Gifts

'I'm just surfing the web.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'We've re-branded.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

Gerald Ratner's return

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

allovertheplace.com

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

'Put simply, we need our website to tell consumers all about our company without really telling them anything about our company,'

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

Wifi Peacock

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

Websiteless -- please help.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."