Web Designers Gifts

'Have you had a lot of experience as a web designer?'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

The Googler

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

CEO with SEO

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'We've re-branded.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

Page not found...

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Clickbait

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"