Web Developer Gifts

'Visit my website.'

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Online form - Submit.

'Yeah, very impressive - but can you improve my website's Search Engine Ranking?'

Man looking at book in a library 'This page is still under construction'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Internet Security

"Good afternoon, gentlemen and welcome to multi global industries.com...."

"Networks, databases, the internet, the web, where is it all going?" Computer answers - "I haven't made up my mind yet!"

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good."

God's My Space.

"Broadband...yeah, it's great, now our totally useless website loads even faster."

Only 4 out of 10 are smart enough to not fall for click bait. Are you one of them? Click here to find out...

Internet is a window on the world.

'This is terrible Hackers can get through my firewall and customers can't get through my CAPCHA's,'

'Now you can surf and turf.'

Man celebrates his Google ranking.

'After being on my site all day, it's nice to see some traffic.'

'I heard somebody talking about the world wide web, phew! Can you imagine the size of the spider?'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Fred has stuff on his PC that isn't PC at all!'

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'I believe his website just moved up a place on Google.'

Learn to Speak: French, Spanish, HTML, CSS.

Hits Needed, please click.

"Pssst, wanna buy a domain name?"

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

'Why is my site always the caboose on every search engine?'