Web Developer Pillows

'Visit my website.'

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Online form - Submit.

Man looking at book in a library 'This page is still under construction'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Internet Security

"Good afternoon, gentlemen and welcome to multi global industries.com...."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"Networks, databases, the internet, the web, where is it all going?" Computer answers - "I haven't made up my mind yet!"

"Broadband...yeah, it's great, now our totally useless website loads even faster."

'This is terrible Hackers can get through my firewall and customers can't get through my CAPCHA's,'

Only 4 out of 10 are smart enough to not fall for click bait. Are you one of them? Click here to find out...

"So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good."

'Now you can surf and turf.'

Internet is a window on the world.

'I heard somebody talking about the world wide web, phew! Can you imagine the size of the spider?'

'After being on my site all day, it's nice to see some traffic.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Fred has stuff on his PC that isn't PC at all!'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

Learn to Speak: French, Spanish, HTML, CSS.

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"It's a web business fed up with credit card fraud ..they prefer to be paid by cash now!"

Hits Needed, please click.

'Okay, I won't call the baby-sitter if you promise to spend the whole evening working on my web site.'

Dot Om.

Clickbait

'Why is my site always the caboose on every search engine?'

Online shopping - Using shopping cart mouse.