Website Developer Pillows

'To improve security I used a two-factor authentication on my account: my social security number and my credit card number.'

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

"Higgins is our new mobile website designer."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Manufacturer using the 'Littleville web site.'

'The Meaning of Life is like the first thing on the FAQ page of the website.'

'After last night's Mexican dinner, my gut isn't talking to me.'

'I see under a tab marked 'SAQ' it lists 'Are you fee Saturday night?' What's SAQ stand for?'

'Bobby? Oh, I bought him out!'

"I'm guessing with all that mold coming out of your computer, it's been awhile since you've added fresh content to your site."

"What do you think of my comedy site?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

The DaVinci Code

The Googler

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Robotic Man

Evolution.

'Can our software do that?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

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