Website Development Pillows

Art Exhibition - 'And be sure to see my website at dot-dot-dot-dot-com.'

'After sinking all our money into our website, we couldn't afford to finish our building.'

'I'm a self.com-made man.'

"We need a new website. . . there's no money, but think of the exposure. . ."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

The Googler

Evolution.

'Can our software do that?'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Back to work...

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Friday

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'We've re-branded.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

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