Websites Pillows

"Well, I think we've finally cured your obsession with the internet..."

Social Networking Explained.

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"You appear to be more interesting on you website, than you actually are"

"Let me put it this way. Don't bother updating your website."

Internet Caf

… and so, Rudy had become a ground floor investor in Yell, the web site that publishes make-or-break restaurant reviews from a screaming infant. Hence Rudy's invite to the strategic investor meetings. Most of you know me. I'm Tad Johnson, managing partner with Johnson and Steel. Yell! I guess the two questions I hear most: Do we have a viable business model, and what happens when the infant gets old enough to talk or be discerning about food? The answer to both is: Let's hop we all get rich befo

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

Dirty van with www.washme.com on the back.

'When did YOU get your own website?'

'Looks like the income off of our site has went from passive to comatose.'

Drive traffic to your site...

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

"Mom! - Billy's spamming my website!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Moses on the web

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Here's MY information highway!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Wifi in Hell

Likes: $2.

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"