Website Creation Pillows

"I have a website because I need a part time job to supplement my income."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'We've re-branded.'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"This is gibberish, Nigel, but most persuasive gibberish."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

Witches of Instagram

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"So how much money do you make?"

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

allovertheplace.com

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'Put simply, we need our website to tell consumers all about our company without really telling them anything about our company,'

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

Wifi Peacock

Content Creator

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'