Websites Gifts

"Well, I think we've finally cured your obsession with the internet..."

Social Networking Explained.

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"You appear to be more interesting on you website, than you actually are"

"Let me put it this way. Don't bother updating your website."

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

Dirty van with www.washme.com on the back.

'When did YOU get your own website?'

'Looks like the income off of our site has went from passive to comatose.'

Drive traffic to your site...

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

"Mom! - Billy's spamming my website!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Likes: $2.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Digital Fomo!

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"OMG, LOL!"

E-Baying @ The Moon