Website Browsing Gifts

"Cor, what a site!"

'I needed some relief from data overload.'

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Evolution.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Obsession with the Internet.

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"You've got computer-breath."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Man doing a search on a computer

Dad Trophies

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Travelogue

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Clickbait

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'