Digital Browsing Gifts

Boredband Internet

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

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"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Great British Eccentrics.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

I.T. Fear

Obsession with the Internet.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

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