Digital Browsing Pillows

Boredband Internet

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Likes: $2.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Great British Eccentrics.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

I.T. Fear

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Obsession with the Internet.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"