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Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

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'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"You've got computer-breath."

Dad Trophies

Man doing a search on a computer

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Travelogue

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

Online Shopping.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Silver Surfer.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"Error 404: Brain not found"