Online Searching Pillows

Man using internet search engine: 'I'm trying to find myself,'

"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Man doing a search on a computer

"You've got computer-breath."

Dad Trophies

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Online Shopping.

'Ask your computer.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'