Internet Searcher Pillows

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Man doing a search on a computer

"You've got computer-breath."

Dad Trophies

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Travelogue

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Online Shopping.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Desert wifi

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

"It looked different on the internet."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.