Internet Researching Pillows

"Try another site. There must be some information about this kind of operation."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Fear/Knowledge

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Moses on the web

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Right click for yes...

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Here's MY information highway!'