Internet Exploration Pillows

People told me virtual dating was safe!

"Dear Harry, I think your blog is a bit too interactive. Please write."

"Just as I thought Brian... Cybercondria."

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Alternative Medicine

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

The new Physics

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Computer spying.

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."