Web Explorers Pillows

'Internet surfing is the number one hobby for OAPs'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Evolution.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Baby Screen Time

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Internet.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Cometh the Cow!

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."