Internet Interaction Explorers Pillows

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Baby Screen Time

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

'Dad's cell-phone!! I'm going to call the moon!!'

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

People told me virtual dating was safe!

"I've left the children to their own devices."

Virtual Lap Dancing

"The much ballyhooed era of TV interactivity took a step closer to reality today."

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Activate the backup, we got a server going down!'

Pinnochio tries internet dating.

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

'Let's play hide-and-search engine.'