Internet Interaction Explorers Gifts

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Internet.

Baby Screen Time

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'Dad's cell-phone!! I'm going to call the moon!!'

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

"I've left the children to their own devices."

People told me virtual dating was safe!

Virtual Lap Dancing

Yeah, I do the same thing – sniff their posts but never contribute. Dog lurkers.

Life Extension Journal.

"The much ballyhooed era of TV interactivity took a step closer to reality today."

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

'Isn't that kind of thing generally frowned upon in the real mob.'

Ewe Tube A Ewe checking out the sheep world's version of You Tube.

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Oh no, not another tweet!'

The phone was on the blink, Mom, so I ordered a pizza on eBay!

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

"You're looking for the Holy Grail? Have you tried Ebay?"

'Activate the backup, we got a server going down!'

Pinnochio tries internet dating.

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

'Let's play hide-and-search engine.'