Internet Exploring Gifts

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Easter Island legs

Tourists

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

World Tour.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Evolution.

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Look, a bug!"

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Fly Fishing

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Sparkling Water

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Frog in the puddles.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."