Online Exploration Gifts

"Harold keeps googling his name. He's trying to find himself."

'On his salary, Porter couldn't afford much of a vacation, so he's visiting exotic websites.'

Ewe Tube A Ewe checking out the sheep world's version of You Tube.

"Since we live in the city, he likes to get on Google Earth and visit dog parks."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

The experienced backpacker.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Alien David statue

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Here be dragons.

A boy acting suspiciously

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Marshmallows

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Polar bear bowling alley