Online Adventures Gifts

Woman on the Internet

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"