Online Adventures Gifts

Woman on the Internet

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

WiFi Signals

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"Cool bonfire app, man."