Internet Adventurers Gifts

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Online Dating

"Don't Look At it! It's A Listicle!"

"I tried Googling what games you can play when you're out of Wi-Fi range, but we're out of Wi-Fi range."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Evolution.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Obsession with the Internet.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

WiFi Signals

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Binary Man