Cyber Adventurer Gifts

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

The Virtual Future

It's a beautiful day. Take your computer and invent the next crippling internet virus outside.

"Iggy, what's this email you sent everyone? "Free Hot Amateurs"?"

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

'I can surf the world with my internet glasses, I just can't see where I am!'

'My God, you're right Hawkins - It is the missing hyper-link.'

"I just hacked your company's website. NOW do I get the computer security job?"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Evolution.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

WiFi Signals

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Obsession with the Internet.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Man doing a search on a computer

Second lifeReal life.

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

i-teddy

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."