Cyber Doctor Adventurer Gifts

"According to this website my symptoms show that I'm dead!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Evolution.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Obsession with the Internet.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Man doing a search on a computer

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Binary Man

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Desert wifi

"Error 404: Brain not found"