Cyber Doctor Adventurer Gifts

"According to this website my symptoms show that I'm dead!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Evolution.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Obsession with the Internet.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Man doing a search on a computer

Second lifeReal life.

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

i-teddy

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Binary Man

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'