Online Doctor Adventurer Gifts

"So, how do you like your new medical website?"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

Exploring Healthcare Careers

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Social Networks

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

I suppose this probably counts as an adverse event.

'Your mother tells me you've started blogging! I have no idea what that means, but stop it immediately, or you'll go blind!'

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

You have a hangover!

"Right - I've entered my ID address password; my user password..."

Looking For Love.

"According to this website my symptoms show that I'm dead!"

I like having an older doctor. He understands my ailments and has most of em!

The internet, the web! Where is it all going? I haven't made up my mind yet!

'He's mining for bitcoins again.'

'I disagree with you, doctor. It's not just a hangnail. According to the Internet, it's a rare genetic disorder. . .'

'A hacker named Goldilocks has entered our home page.'