Online Doctor Adventurer Gifts

"So, how do you like your new medical website?"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Exploring Healthcare Careers

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

Social Networks

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

I suppose this probably counts as an adverse event.

'Your mother tells me you've started blogging! I have no idea what that means, but stop it immediately, or you'll go blind!'

I like having an older doctor. He understands my ailments and has most of em!

The internet, the web! Where is it all going? I haven't made up my mind yet!

"According to this website my symptoms show that I'm dead!"

Looking For Love.

"Right - I've entered my ID address password; my user password..."

You have a hangover!

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

'He's mining for bitcoins again.'

'I disagree with you, doctor. It's not just a hangnail. According to the Internet, it's a rare genetic disorder. . .'

"I wanted you to meet our colon specialist before we miniaturized him."

'A hacker named Goldilocks has entered our home page.'