Cyber Space Adventurer Gifts

Snail: 'HUMPH! Computer Geeks.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Boptimism

Head over Hooves

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

The Lost World: You are Here

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

WiFi Signals

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Rocket and Witch Race

An early space launch attempt.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"I've been genetically modified!"

Mars Poppins

Elevator Music

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Siri, find oxygen."

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

Binary Man

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Christmas TV...

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes