Spacetime Adventurer Gifts

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Boptimism

Head over Hooves

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

How am I abducting?

The Lost World: You are Here

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Rocket and Witch Race

An early space launch attempt.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Which one is named after me?'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

Mars Poppins

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Elevator Music

"I've been genetically modified!"

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Siri, find oxygen."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Binary Man

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

Christmas TV...

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."