Time Adventurer Gifts

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

At the Museum

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Can that be right?"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Meet the new factory manager.

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"I come from the future."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Grandfather Clock

Time Management

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"You'll get over him."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)