Time Adventurer Mugs

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

At the Museum

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"We're following Carrot Top."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Can that be right?"

Mars Poppins

Meet the new factory manager.

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"I come from the future."

Grandfather Clock

Time Management

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"Hi. We're from the future."

"You'll get over him."

Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy It's called "time dilation." Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. I'm a prime example. I haven't aged a day in decades. I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth ... all because I'm always on the move. I'm writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. I've been meaning to as

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)