Tee Time Adventurer Gifts

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

Children playing around a water pump

Teddy bears hiding

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

'You're away, Doc!'

Golfers lost on the road

Golf

'Mom, instead of reading me my rights tonight, how about reading me a fairy tale.'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'What a divot?'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"Mind if we play through?"

Golfer couple just married

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!