Tea Time Traveler Gifts

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Sundial Time

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'The grudge match.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

'We should think about switching her to decaf.'

Relaxing on a sofa

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

New Year 2020

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

Thank you for the wedding present.

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"You'll get over him."

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"Hi. We're from the future."

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"Crap. I overslept."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

The Land Before Time.

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"