Tea Time Traveler T-Shirts

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Sundial Time

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'The grudge match.'

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

'We should think about switching her to decaf.'

Relaxing on a sofa

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

New Year 2020

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"You'll get over him."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"Crap. I overslept."

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

Thank you for the wedding present.

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"