Tea Time Dreamer T-Shirts

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"Normal? That's just a setting on a dryer."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Cat Lady

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Night-time halo

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'The grudge match.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

The Monroe Doctrine

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"Can you read me a bedtime story about ponies, next time?"

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Martha couldn't wait for spring...

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

Urban spring.

' Well..She did it to me again.'

To the best gran in the world.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

Announcement at teatime

"Hey, running late, got abducted, but we're going faster than the speed of light so I'll be there before this conversation even happens."

Bedtime Reading

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

Spring

"My imaginary friend is sitting there."

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

Winter Coat