Tea Time Dreamer Pillows

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"Normal? That's just a setting on a dryer."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Cat Lady

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Night-time halo

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'The grudge match.'

The Monroe Doctrine

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

Martha couldn't wait for spring...

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"Can you read me a bedtime story about ponies, next time?"

Urban spring.

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

To the best gran in the world.

Announcement at teatime

"Hey, running late, got abducted, but we're going faster than the speed of light so I'll be there before this conversation even happens."

Bedtime Reading

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

Spring

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

Winter Coat

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

"My imaginary friend is sitting there."

Teapot