Tea Time Pillows

"Come in! I've just put the kettle on."

To the best gran in the world.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Quilp interupts at tea

"Some times you just got to know when to shut your blow hole."

'Deer season never really ends for Edwin.'

1920's High Tea.

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

"See how much better our talks go when you keep your trap shut?"

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'The grudge match.'

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

Running Latte

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

'We should think about switching her to decaf.'

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

Relaxing on a sofa

Thank you for the wedding present.

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

Time for tea

Announcement at teatime

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

"Decaf, Sid?"