Tea Time Pillows

"Come in! I've just put the kettle on."

To the best gran in the world.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Quilp interupts at tea

"Some times you just got to know when to shut your blow hole."

'Deer season never really ends for Edwin.'

1920's High Tea.

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'The grudge match.'

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

Running Latte

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

Relaxing on a sofa

'We should think about switching her to decaf.'

Thank you for the wedding present.

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

Time for tea

Announcement at teatime

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."