Tea Timer Pillows

Running Latte

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"They grow up so fast."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Hipsters"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

Tea of Love

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Why markets crash.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

The Leafs win the Cup!

Teapot

1930's Lady.

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Things are looking up!"

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'